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Will Arnett and Jason Bateman
CATBEARDING
Duh.
It took me so long to do so many important things. It’s just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It’d be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I’m a tragic person. I’m really happy now.
But it would just — just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself, “Be strong. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Conquer your fears — just go after what you want. And act fast, because life just isn’t that long.”
This is something I just made.
VIOLET: Knock knock.
ME: Who’s there?
VIOLET: Interrupting Seinfeld.
ME: Interrupting Seinfel-
VIOLET: WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT??
PIZZA! (at The Pizzeria (Secret Pizza))
The best part is this window goes to shops and people seeing me taking a picture of myself. (at Elara, a Hilton Grand Vacations Hotel-Center Strip)
at Border Grill
Know that if you Google image “Jay-Z’s baby,” the results certainly deliver.
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AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Just said “To quote Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “where do we go from here?”” in a professional email correspondence. *fingers crossed*
(via thebabybangs)
